Time travel? Are you serious? There’s fucking time travel, and apparent dimension hopping?
What the hell is going on? Who’s this guy trying to kill everyone? Where are we even at? Why is everyone calling Lightning a “goddess”? And who’s this guy falling from the damn sky?
I only vaguely understood the ending to Final Fantasy XIII and now that I’m on XIII-2, I just…
What the fuck is going on?!?!